Pieces of April

Girls Can Play Too

October 1, 2010 at 12:47 am (Random Thoughts) (andrew vanwyngarden, benny feilhaber, christian bale, sufjan stevens)

So I was channel surfing the other night and stopped on some show that was discussing polygamy and something or other, and it kept showing images of men with their many wives.  And I got to thinking, you know what?  How come it’s never the other way around.  Brilliant!  Reverse Polygamy!  I mean, let’s face it, polygamy is just gross and super messed up. But not if it is equal opportunity.

I got to thinking about how I could finally have the family of my dreams, taking little family vacations and doing little family photos…

What a good lookin’ group of husbands.  Getting everyone to look at the camera was near impossible.  Sufjan and I never got the memo that we weren’t supposed to come in color.  Christian and Andrew were not entirely pleased.  Benny is sort of happy-go-lucky and oblivious anyhow, so he didn’t care either way.  I was pretty upset I got a bad hair cut, so my enthusiasm deflated.  But I’m psyched about my hubbies.  Good finds… all of them.  Who knows who else may get to marry in?  Now accepting applications for awesome/gorgeous/talented husbands.

And ladies? Let’s take this reverse polygamy thing all the way, eh?

PS- I know what you are thinking… “Wow, I can’t believe April wasted so much time putting that image together.  She must be off her rocker.”

You couldn’t be more wrong about part of that statement.  It really didn’t take that long to put that picture together.

UPDATE: Well, this is embarrassing.  Not sure how I managed to do this, but I totally forgot to send the invite for the photo session to one of my husbands… Jake Gyl-aaahkjahsdkjhal.  I am still unclear on his name and too lazy to look it up, but I’ll gladly take it and spend years figuring out the spelling.